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@ -99,43 +99,3 @@ The drivers' briefing was a waste of foking time.
He is now officially a member of the wanker club. He is now officially a member of the wanker club.
Everything is foked. Completely foked. Everything is foked. Completely foked.
Call Gene. Tell him... actually, don't foking call Gene. Call Gene. Tell him... actually, don't foking call Gene.
Narrator: It was not, in fact, fine.
And at that moment, they knew... they messed up.
My entire life is a series of these moments.
Task failed successfully.
I have so many questions, and all of them start with "why?"
Well, that escalated quickly.
This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently.
We're all just one bad decision away from being in this video.
Calculated. But man, am I bad at math.
And the Darwin Award goes to...
Me trying to get my life together.
My last two brain cells trying to function.
Monday hitting me like:
Me pretending to be productive at work.
My motivation leaving my body at 2 PM.
Another meeting that could have been an email.
Me running on 3 hours of sleep and 6 shots of espresso.
Adulting is a scam.
My bank account looking at me after I buy one (1) coffee.
Me trying to follow a recipe.
No thoughts, just vibes.
The lights are on but nobody's home.
He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.
Someone come get their cat, it's broken.
This is what peak performance looks like.
Not a single thought behind those eyes.
The internal monologue here must be fascinating.
He understood the assignment.
My spirit animal.
What the dog doin?
The internet was a mistake.
This is my entire personality now.
Just a normal day on planet Earth.
Explain this in historical terms.
The vibe I'm trying to bring into 2025.
And I'll f*cking do it again.
Zero chaos in this video. None at all.
This has been living in my head rent-free.
POV: You gave them one (1) ounce of confidence.
I don't get paid enough for this shit.