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@ -99,43 +99,3 @@ The drivers' briefing was a waste of foking time.
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He is now officially a member of the wanker club.
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He is now officially a member of the wanker club.
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Everything is foked. Completely foked.
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Everything is foked. Completely foked.
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Call Gene. Tell him... actually, don't foking call Gene.
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Call Gene. Tell him... actually, don't foking call Gene.
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Narrator: It was not, in fact, fine.
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And at that moment, they knew... they messed up.
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My entire life is a series of these moments.
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Task failed successfully.
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I have so many questions, and all of them start with "why?"
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Well, that escalated quickly.
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This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently.
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We're all just one bad decision away from being in this video.
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Calculated. But man, am I bad at math.
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And the Darwin Award goes to...
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Me trying to get my life together.
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My last two brain cells trying to function.
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Monday hitting me like:
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Me pretending to be productive at work.
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My motivation leaving my body at 2 PM.
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Another meeting that could have been an email.
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Me running on 3 hours of sleep and 6 shots of espresso.
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Adulting is a scam.
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My bank account looking at me after I buy one (1) coffee.
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Me trying to follow a recipe.
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No thoughts, just vibes.
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The lights are on but nobody's home.
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He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.
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Someone come get their cat, it's broken.
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This is what peak performance looks like.
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Not a single thought behind those eyes.
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The internal monologue here must be fascinating.
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He understood the assignment.
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My spirit animal.
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What the dog doin?
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The internet was a mistake.
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This is my entire personality now.
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Just a normal day on planet Earth.
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Explain this in historical terms.
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The vibe I'm trying to bring into 2025.
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And I'll f*cking do it again.
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Zero chaos in this video. None at all.
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This has been living in my head rent-free.
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POV: You gave them one (1) ounce of confidence.
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I don't get paid enough for this shit.
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