diff --git a/comments.txt b/comments.txt index e146304..2e63fa7 100644 --- a/comments.txt +++ b/comments.txt @@ -99,43 +99,3 @@ The drivers' briefing was a waste of foking time. He is now officially a member of the wanker club. Everything is foked. Completely foked. Call Gene. Tell him... actually, don't foking call Gene. -Narrator: It was not, in fact, fine. -And at that moment, they knew... they messed up. -My entire life is a series of these moments. -Task failed successfully. -I have so many questions, and all of them start with "why?" -Well, that escalated quickly. -This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently. -We're all just one bad decision away from being in this video. -Calculated. But man, am I bad at math. -And the Darwin Award goes to... -Me trying to get my life together. -My last two brain cells trying to function. -Monday hitting me like: -Me pretending to be productive at work. -My motivation leaving my body at 2 PM. -Another meeting that could have been an email. -Me running on 3 hours of sleep and 6 shots of espresso. -Adulting is a scam. -My bank account looking at me after I buy one (1) coffee. -Me trying to follow a recipe. -No thoughts, just vibes. -The lights are on but nobody's home. -He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit. -Someone come get their cat, it's broken. -This is what peak performance looks like. -Not a single thought behind those eyes. -The internal monologue here must be fascinating. -He understood the assignment. -My spirit animal. -What the dog doin? -The internet was a mistake. -This is my entire personality now. -Just a normal day on planet Earth. -Explain this in historical terms. -The vibe I'm trying to bring into 2025. -And I'll f*cking do it again. -Zero chaos in this video. None at all. -This has been living in my head rent-free. -POV: You gave them one (1) ounce of confidence. -I don't get paid enough for this shit.