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"rand_core",
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"rand_core",
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"dotenv",
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"futures",
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"infer",
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"once_cell",
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"rand",
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"regex",
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"serde",
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"teloxide",
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"tempfile",
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"thiserror 2.0.16",
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dotenv = "0.15"
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futures = "0.3.31"
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infer = "0.19"
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once_cell = "1.21.3"
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rand = "0.9"
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regex = "1.11"
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serde = { version = "1.0", features = ["derive"] }
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teloxide = { version = "0.17", features = ["macros"] }
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tempfile = "3"
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thiserror = "2.0"
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141
comments.txt
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141
comments.txt
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P-foking-18. Again. Are we even trying?
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The car is a piece of shit. What do you want from me? A miracle?
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He missed the apex by a foking mile. Was he looking at the birds?
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We have the pace of a foking milk float. Honestly.
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Did we put fuel in the car? It looks like he is pushing it.
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This is not a qualifying lap, this is a foking parade lap.
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Both of them! Not just one, both! Unbelievable.
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Tomorrow we start from the back. At least we cannot go further back.
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What was that? He braked in the wrong foking country.
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The data says we should be faster. The data is a foking liar.
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What the fok was that strategy? Did we let a fan decide?
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Tell him to shut up and drive the foking car.
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A 5-second pitstop? Are we having a picnic out there?
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He’s complaining about graining? The race foking started two laps ago!
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Blue flags! Just get out of the foking way! We are not racing him!
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The deg is foking ridiculous on this tyre. Box. Now.
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Don't tell me about the gap. I can see the gap. It's getting foking bigger.
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Why is he fighting him? He will destroy the tyres for nothing!
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Fok, we look like a bunch of wankers.
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Is the engine on fire? No? Then tell him to keep foking pushing.
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So, to summarize: the start was shit, the middle was shit, and the end was shit.
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We scored zero points. Again. I am not even angry, I am just… tired.
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Who is responsible for this? Everyone. Everyone is foking responsible.
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Do not show me the positives. There are no foking positives today.
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We got lapped. Twice. By a Sauber. A FOKING SAUBER.
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Next race we try something new: we try to be less shit.
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This performance was unacceptable. Go home, think about it.
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I need a drink. Or maybe five drinks.
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Don't talk to me. Honestly, nobody talk to me for an hour.
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We are the slowest foking team on the grid. Fact.
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Look at that! He foksmashed the car. Again.
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That's another 200,000 dollars. Fok. Gene is going to love this.
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What a foking idiot. He had the whole track to himself.
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Are you okay? ... *[long pause]* ... Okay. Now, what the fok happened?
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The suspension is gone, the wing is gone... he brought back half a car.
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He is a foking rockstar for crashing.
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Was the wall moving? I don't think so.
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He blames the car. Of course he blames the foking car.
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Two drivers, one corner. And now, zero foking cars.
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Get the spare parts. All of them. We will need them.
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You saw the race, no? Why are you asking me? It was shit.
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We are not here to be last. But today, we are. So, what is your question?
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Yes, it was a fantastic result. We finished. That is the highlight.
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The drivers did their best. Their best was just not very good.
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We need a bigger budget, a better car, and maybe some foking luck.
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I am not going to stand here and say we are happy. We are foking not.
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Next year will be better. It cannot be foking worse.
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He is a young driver. He makes mistakes. Expensive, foking stupid mistakes.
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Why did we pit then? Because the crystal ball was broken today.
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Look, we are a small team. We do our best. Sometimes our best is just shit.
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The gearbox is foked. Just foked.
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It's not smoke, it's 'unscheduled pyrotechnics'.
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We build a car for a whole year and a foking $10 sensor fails.
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Engine problem. Of course. It's a Ferrari engine, what do you expect?
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Hydraulics are gone. Park the foking thing before it burns.
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It just went 'bang'. A very expensive 'bang'.
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He says he has no power. Tell him welcome to my foking world.
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The brakes failed. FOKING BRAKES. That is not a small problem.
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Something is loose in the cockpit. I hope it's not his foking brain.
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This part should last 5 races. It lasted 5 laps.
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This is not a foking kindergarten.
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We need to pull our foking finger out. Now.
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Honestly, some days I think I'd be happier farming. At least the potatoes don't crash.
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Everyone is a wanker until they prove otherwise.
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I don't have time for this bullshit.
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Focus. Just foking focus on your job.
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Hope is not a strategy.
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This sport will give you a foking heart attack.
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If you don't want pressure, go sell ice cream.
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Sometimes you just have to say 'fok it'.
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I am surrounded by foking idiots.
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What are we doing here? Seriously, what is the foking point?
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No more excuses. I am sick of the foking excuses.
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It is what it is. A foking mess.
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This is racing. It's brutal.
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Right. Last race was shit. This race, we will be less shit. Go.
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Do not fok this up. That is all I ask.
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Points. We need foking points. I don't care how.
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Drive like you foking mean it for once.
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Let's show them we are not a bunch of wankers.
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If you crash, don't foking call me.
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Be aggressive. Smart, but foking aggressive.
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Forget the pressure. Just drive the damn car.
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We are the underdog. Let's go bite someone in the foking ankles.
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Okay guys. Let's go have some fun... and by fun, I mean don't finish last.
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The catering is good today. That is the only good thing.
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He wants a new contract? Show me some foking results first.
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My patience is thinner than a foking razor blade right now.
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I need more coffee and less stupid people.
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This regulation change is a foking joke.
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Don't smile at me. We have nothing to smile about.
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Who designed this part? I want to have a word with him. A very loud word.
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Unbelievable. Just... foking unbelievable.
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For foks sake.
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I'm too old for this shit.
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Can we just go home now?
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Another day, another foking drama.
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The drivers' briefing was a waste of foking time.
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He is now officially a member of the wanker club.
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Everything is foked. Completely foked.
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Call Gene. Tell him... actually, don't foking call Gene.
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Narrator: It was not, in fact, fine.
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And at that moment, they knew... they messed up.
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My entire life is a series of these moments.
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Task failed successfully.
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I have so many questions, and all of them start with "why?"
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Well, that escalated quickly.
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This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently.
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We're all just one bad decision away from being in this video.
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Calculated. But man, am I bad at math.
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And the Darwin Award goes to...
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Me trying to get my life together.
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My last two brain cells trying to function.
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Monday hitting me like:
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Me pretending to be productive at work.
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My motivation leaving my body at 2 PM.
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Another meeting that could have been an email.
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Me running on 3 hours of sleep and 6 shots of espresso.
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Adulting is a scam.
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My bank account looking at me after I buy one (1) coffee.
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Me trying to follow a recipe.
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No thoughts, just vibes.
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The lights are on but nobody's home.
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He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.
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Someone come get their cat, it's broken.
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This is what peak performance looks like.
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Not a single thought behind those eyes.
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The internal monologue here must be fascinating.
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He understood the assignment.
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My spirit animal.
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What the dog doin?
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The internet was a mistake.
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This is my entire personality now.
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Just a normal day on planet Earth.
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Explain this in historical terms.
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The vibe I'm trying to bring into 2025.
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And I'll f*cking do it again.
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Zero chaos in this video. None at all.
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This has been living in my head rent-free.
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POV: You gave them one (1) ounce of confidence.
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I don't get paid enough for this shit.
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src/comments.rs
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use crate::error::{Error, Result};
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use rand::{rng, seq::IndexedRandom};
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use std::{
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path::Path,
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sync::{Arc, OnceLock},
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};
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use tokio::fs::read_to_string;
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static DISCLAIMER: &str = "(Roleplay — fictional messages for entertainment.)";
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#[derive(Debug)]
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pub struct Comments {
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pub disclaimer: String,
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lines: Arc<Vec<String>>,
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}
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impl Comments {
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/// Create a small dummy/default Comments instance (useful for tests or fallback).
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#[must_use]
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pub fn dummy() -> Self {
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let lines = vec![
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"Oh come on, that's brilliant — and slightly chaotic, like always.".into(),
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"That is a proper bit of craftsmanship — then someone presses the red button.".into(),
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"Nice shot — looks good on the trailer, not so good on the gearbox.".into(),
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"Here you go. Judge for yourself.".into(),
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];
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Self {
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disclaimer: DISCLAIMER.into(),
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lines: lines.into(),
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}
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}
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/// Load comments from a plaintext file asynchronously.
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///
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/// # Errors
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///
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/// - Returns `Error::Io` if reading the file fails (propagated from
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/// `tokio::fs::read_to_string`).
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/// - Returns `Error::Other` if the file contains no usable lines after
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/// filtering (empty or all-comment file).
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pub async fn load_from_file<P: AsRef<Path>>(path: P) -> Result<Self> {
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let s = read_to_string(path).await?;
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let lines = s
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.lines()
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.map(str::trim)
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.filter(|l| !l.is_empty() && !l.starts_with('#'))
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.map(ToString::to_string)
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.collect::<Vec<_>>();
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if lines.is_empty() {
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return Err(Error::other("comments file contains no usable lines"));
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}
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Ok(Self {
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disclaimer: DISCLAIMER.into(),
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lines: lines.into(),
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})
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}
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/// Pick a random comment as &str (no allocation). Falls back to a small static
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/// string if the list is unexpectedly empty.
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#[must_use]
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pub fn pick(&self) -> &str {
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let mut rng = rng();
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self.lines
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.choose(&mut rng)
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.map_or("Here you go.", String::as_str)
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}
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#[must_use]
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#[inline]
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pub fn build_caption(&self) -> String {
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self.pick().to_string()
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}
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}
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static GLOBAL_COMMENTS: OnceLock<Comments> = OnceLock::new();
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/// Initialize the global comments (call once at startup).
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///
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/// # Errors
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///
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/// - Returns `Error::Other` when the global is already initialized (the
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/// underlying `OnceLock::set` fails).
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pub fn init_global_comments(comments: Comments) -> Result<()> {
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GLOBAL_COMMENTS
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.set(comments)
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.map_err(|_| Error::other("comments already initialized"))
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}
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/// Get global comments (if initialized). Returns Option<&'static Comments>.
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pub fn global_comments() -> Option<&'static Comments> {
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GLOBAL_COMMENTS.get()
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}
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#[derive(Debug, Error)]
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pub enum Error {
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#[error("io error: {0}")]
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Io(#[from] std::io::Error),
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Io(#[from] tokio::io::Error),
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#[error("instaloader failed: {0}")]
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InstaloaderFaileled(String),
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Other(String),
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}
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impl Error {
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#[inline]
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pub fn other(text: impl Into<String>) -> Self {
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Self::Other(text.into())
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}
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}
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pub mod comments;
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pub mod error;
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pub mod handlers;
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pub mod telemetry;
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use teloxide::{Bot, prelude::Requester, respond, types::Message};
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use tg_relay_rs::{
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comments::{Comments, init_global_comments},
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handlers::{InstagramHandler, SocialHandler},
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telemetry::setup_logger,
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};
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use tracing::{error, info};
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use tracing::{error, info, warn};
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async fn main() -> color_eyre::Result<()> {
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color_eyre::install().expect("color-eyre install");
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setup_logger();
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let comments = Comments::load_from_file("comments.txt")
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.await
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.map_err(|e| {
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warn!("failed to laod comments.txt: {}; using dummy comments", e);
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e
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})
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.unwrap_or_else(|_| Comments::dummy());
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init_global_comments(comments).expect("failed to initialize global comments");
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let bot = Bot::from_env();
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info!("bot starting");
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use crate::error::{Error, Result};
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use crate::{
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comments::global_comments,
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error::{Error, Result},
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};
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use std::{
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ffi::OsStr,
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path::{Path, PathBuf},
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};
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use teloxide::{
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Bot,
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payloads::{SendPhotoSetters, SendVideoSetters},
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prelude::Requester,
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types::{ChatId, InputFile},
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};
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use tokio::{fs::File, io::AsyncReadExt};
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const TELEGRAM_CAPTION_LIMIT: usize = 1024;
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static VIDEO_EXTS: &[&str] = &["mp4", "webm", "mov", "mkv", "avi"];
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static IMAGE_EXTS: &[&str] = &["jpg", "jpeg", "png", "webp"];
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/// Simple media kind enum shared by handlers.
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#[derive(Debug, Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq)]
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pub enum MediaKind {
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Unknown,
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}
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static VIDEO_EXTS: &[&str] = &["mp4", "webm", "mov", "mkv", "avi"];
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static IMAGE_EXTS: &[&str] = &["jpg", "jpeg", "png", "webp"];
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/// Detect media kind first by extension, then by content/magic (sync).
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/// NOTE: `infer::get_from_path` is blocking — use `detect_media_kind_async` in
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/// async contexts to avoid blocking the Tokio runtime.
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kind: Option<MediaKind>,
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) -> Result<()> {
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let kind = kind.unwrap_or_else(|| detect_media_kind(&path));
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let caption_opt = global_comments().map(|c| {
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let mut caption = c.build_caption();
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if caption.chars().count() > TELEGRAM_CAPTION_LIMIT {
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caption = caption.chars().take(TELEGRAM_CAPTION_LIMIT - 1).collect();
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caption.push_str("...");
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}
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caption
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});
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match kind {
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MediaKind::Video => {
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let video = InputFile::file(path);
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bot.send_video(chat_id, video).await.map_err(Error::from)?;
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let mut req = bot.send_video(chat_id, video);
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if let Some(c) = caption_opt {
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req = req.caption(c);
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}
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req.await.map_err(Error::from)?;
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}
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MediaKind::Image => {
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||||
let photo = InputFile::file(path);
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bot.send_photo(chat_id, photo).await.map_err(Error::from)?;
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let mut req = bot.send_photo(chat_id, photo);
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if let Some(c) = caption_opt {
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req = req.caption(c);
|
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}
|
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req.await.map_err(Error::from)?;
|
||||
}
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MediaKind::Unknown => {
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bot.send_message(chat_id, "No supported media found")
|
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|
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