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+P-foking-18. Again. Are we even trying?
+The car is a piece of shit. What do you want from me? A miracle?
+He missed the apex by a foking mile. Was he looking at the birds?
+We have the pace of a foking milk float. Honestly.
+Did we put fuel in the car? It looks like he is pushing it.
+This is not a qualifying lap, this is a foking parade lap.
+Both of them! Not just one, both! Unbelievable.
+Tomorrow we start from the back. At least we cannot go further back.
+What was that? He braked in the wrong foking country.
+The data says we should be faster. The data is a foking liar.
+What the fok was that strategy? Did we let a fan decide?
+Tell him to shut up and drive the foking car.
+A 5-second pitstop? Are we having a picnic out there?
+He’s complaining about graining? The race foking started two laps ago!
+Blue flags! Just get out of the foking way! We are not racing him!
+The deg is foking ridiculous on this tyre. Box. Now.
+Don't tell me about the gap. I can see the gap. It's getting foking bigger.
+Why is he fighting him? He will destroy the tyres for nothing!
+Fok, we look like a bunch of wankers.
+Is the engine on fire? No? Then tell him to keep foking pushing.
+So, to summarize: the start was shit, the middle was shit, and the end was shit.
+We scored zero points. Again. I am not even angry, I am just… tired.
+Who is responsible for this? Everyone. Everyone is foking responsible.
+Do not show me the positives. There are no foking positives today.
+We got lapped. Twice. By a Sauber. A FOKING SAUBER.
+Next race we try something new: we try to be less shit.
+This performance was unacceptable. Go home, think about it.
+I need a drink. Or maybe five drinks.
+Don't talk to me. Honestly, nobody talk to me for an hour.
+We are the slowest foking team on the grid. Fact.
+Look at that! He foksmashed the car. Again.
+That's another 200,000 dollars. Fok. Gene is going to love this.
+What a foking idiot. He had the whole track to himself.
+Are you okay? ... *[long pause]* ... Okay. Now, what the fok happened?
+The suspension is gone, the wing is gone... he brought back half a car.
+He is a foking rockstar for crashing.
+Was the wall moving? I don't think so.
+He blames the car. Of course he blames the foking car.
+Two drivers, one corner. And now, zero foking cars.
+Get the spare parts. All of them. We will need them.
+You saw the race, no? Why are you asking me? It was shit.
+We are not here to be last. But today, we are. So, what is your question?
+Yes, it was a fantastic result. We finished. That is the highlight.
+The drivers did their best. Their best was just not very good.
+We need a bigger budget, a better car, and maybe some foking luck.
+I am not going to stand here and say we are happy. We are foking not.
+Next year will be better. It cannot be foking worse.
+He is a young driver. He makes mistakes. Expensive, foking stupid mistakes.
+Why did we pit then? Because the crystal ball was broken today.
+Look, we are a small team. We do our best. Sometimes our best is just shit.
+The gearbox is foked. Just foked.
+It's not smoke, it's 'unscheduled pyrotechnics'.
+We build a car for a whole year and a foking $10 sensor fails.
+Engine problem. Of course. It's a Ferrari engine, what do you expect?
+Hydraulics are gone. Park the foking thing before it burns.
+It just went 'bang'. A very expensive 'bang'.
+He says he has no power. Tell him welcome to my foking world.
+The brakes failed. FOKING BRAKES. That is not a small problem.
+Something is loose in the cockpit. I hope it's not his foking brain.
+This part should last 5 races. It lasted 5 laps.
+This is not a foking kindergarten.
+We need to pull our foking finger out. Now.
+Honestly, some days I think I'd be happier farming. At least the potatoes don't crash.
+Everyone is a wanker until they prove otherwise.
+I don't have time for this bullshit.
+Focus. Just foking focus on your job.
+Hope is not a strategy.
+This sport will give you a foking heart attack.
+If you don't want pressure, go sell ice cream.
+Sometimes you just have to say 'fok it'.
+I am surrounded by foking idiots.
+What are we doing here? Seriously, what is the foking point?
+No more excuses. I am sick of the foking excuses.
+It is what it is. A foking mess.
+This is racing. It's brutal.
+Right. Last race was shit. This race, we will be less shit. Go.
+Do not fok this up. That is all I ask.
+Points. We need foking points. I don't care how.
+Drive like you foking mean it for once.
+Let's show them we are not a bunch of wankers.
+If you crash, don't foking call me.
+Be aggressive. Smart, but foking aggressive.
+Forget the pressure. Just drive the damn car.
+We are the underdog. Let's go bite someone in the foking ankles.
+Okay guys. Let's go have some fun... and by fun, I mean don't finish last.
+The catering is good today. That is the only good thing.
+He wants a new contract? Show me some foking results first.
+My patience is thinner than a foking razor blade right now.
+I need more coffee and less stupid people.
+This regulation change is a foking joke.
+Don't smile at me. We have nothing to smile about.
+Who designed this part? I want to have a word with him. A very loud word.
+Unbelievable. Just... foking unbelievable.
+For foks sake.
+I'm too old for this shit.
+Can we just go home now?
+Another day, another foking drama.
+The drivers' briefing was a waste of foking time.
+He is now officially a member of the wanker club.
+Everything is foked. Completely foked.
+Call Gene. Tell him... actually, don't foking call Gene.
+Narrator: It was not, in fact, fine.
+And at that moment, they knew... they messed up.
+My entire life is a series of these moments.
+Task failed successfully.
+I have so many questions, and all of them start with "why?"
+Well, that escalated quickly.
+This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently.
+We're all just one bad decision away from being in this video.
+Calculated. But man, am I bad at math.
+And the Darwin Award goes to...
+Me trying to get my life together.
+My last two brain cells trying to function.
+Monday hitting me like:
+Me pretending to be productive at work.
+My motivation leaving my body at 2 PM.
+Another meeting that could have been an email.
+Me running on 3 hours of sleep and 6 shots of espresso.
+Adulting is a scam.
+My bank account looking at me after I buy one (1) coffee.
+Me trying to follow a recipe.
+No thoughts, just vibes.
+The lights are on but nobody's home.
+He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.
+Someone come get their cat, it's broken.
+This is what peak performance looks like.
+Not a single thought behind those eyes.
+The internal monologue here must be fascinating.
+He understood the assignment.
+My spirit animal.
+What the dog doin?
+The internet was a mistake.
+This is my entire personality now.
+Just a normal day on planet Earth.
+Explain this in historical terms.
+The vibe I'm trying to bring into 2025.
+And I'll f*cking do it again.
+Zero chaos in this video. None at all.
+This has been living in my head rent-free.
+POV: You gave them one (1) ounce of confidence.
+I don't get paid enough for this shit.